Handsome scruffy guy with gorgeous eyes
May 1, 2012
May 1, 2012
Nineteen months of pregnancy and all she has to show for it is a nine-pound, thirteen-ounce baby girl with the name of a middle-aged man.
Congratulations, Maxwell Drew Johnson, and good luck with the rest. At least you aren’t inside Jessica Simpson anymore.
March 16, 2012
October 6, 2011
But You’re Like Really A Cheater, Ashton.
September 11, 2011
September 11, 2011
September 9, 2011
September 1, 2011
But You’re Like Really Pregnant, Beyoncé!
August 17, 2011
August 13, 2011
August 9, 2011
August 8, 2011
Haaaaa. New fav tumblr.
Denise Richards tweeted a photo of self-obsessed baby Eloise, who is pictured wearing Dior shoes.
Let me teach you a valuable lesson, Eloise. The labels go on the INSIDE.
Wearing things that advertise the designer’s name is cheap and tacky.
While we’re at it, so are rhinestones.
July 21, 2011
But You’re Like Really Divorcing Your Zombie Husband, J Lo?
July 17, 2011
I’m so excited. I’m so excited. I’m so…SCARED.
(Source: tramadol-nights)
July 15, 2011
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